Hatery

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

- Oscar Wilde

To See is To Believe

I know three things will never be believed - the true, the probable, and the logical.

- John Steinbeck

As Mostly Says

It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.

- Mahatma Gandhi

How It Become Golden???

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

- George Bernard Shaw

At the Corner!!!

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.

- Aldous Huxley

Lawyers

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

- Mark Twain

Two is Better Than One

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

- George Bernard Shaw

Bigger, Larger Dreams

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

- Mark Twain

Opposite means like...

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

- Henry Ford

Curiosity

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.

- Isaac Asimov

Here Comes Nothing!

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

- Elbert Hubbard

Home in OnE!!!

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.

- Henry Aaron

Run!

From sublime to ridiculousness there is only one step.

- Napoleon

Chain Reaction

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains.

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Two-Legged Freak!

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

- Sam Levenson

Once Upon A Time...

Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story.

- John Pentland Mahaffy

At the Court!

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is.

- Roy M. Cohn

But Enstein says earlier...

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

- Albert Einstein

Lamp Shade

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.

- Muhammad Ali

C'mon! Wake Up...

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.

- Muhammad Ali

After 30 years...

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.

- Muhammad Ali

Sooooo Baloney!!!

I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right.

- Muhammad Ali

Kick-it Mr. Bean!

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

- Rowan Atkinson

Surname

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

- Joey Adams

Preeet!!! (whistle)

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

- David Frost

Rockerzzz

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

- George Bernard Shaw

Scarcity

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

Wait Forever

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

- Albert Einstein

Limitations of Mind

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

- Albert Einstein

Researching...

Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

- Wernher Von Braun