Foolisher

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

- Douglas Adams

I don't get this one, can anyone explain?

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

- Mark Twain

Purpose of Hand

Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

- Ambrose Bierce

Honesty

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

- Mark Twain

Secret To Success

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

- Mark Twain

LifeStyle

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

- Charlie Chaplin