Confucious or Confused?

Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

- George Bernard Shaw

Police Officers

Do you see this? N-Y-P-D! Means I will knock your punk-ass down!

- Will Smith

PoliTics

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

- Will Rogers

The Same Life

I don't think I've mastered anything.I'm still wrestling with the same frustrations, the same issues, the same problems as I always did. That's what life is like.

- Harrison Ford

Nonsense

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

- Albert Einstein