Everything's Right

Optimism: The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong.

- Ambrose Bierce

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Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

- Ambrose Bierce

Google Non-Sense

If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe it's time to switch doctors.

- Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

Cause and Effect

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

- P.J. O'Rourke

Yes...

Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.

- Aristotle

What's the Real Definition Of This...

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

- Bob Monkhouse

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There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

- Salvador Dali

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Our solar system consists of one star and some debris.

- Carl Sagan

More Tags!!!

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

- Rich Cook

Was so Hard...

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

- Mark Twain

Poli-Tics

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

- George Bernard Shaw

Burned!

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself.

- Mark Twain

Games of the Generals

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

- Winston Churchill

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

- Mark Twain

Hatery

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

- Oscar Wilde

To See is To Believe

I know three things will never be believed - the true, the probable, and the logical.

- John Steinbeck

As Mostly Says

It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.

- Mahatma Gandhi

How It Become Golden???

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

- George Bernard Shaw

At the Corner!!!

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.

- Aldous Huxley

Lawyers

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

- Mark Twain

Two is Better Than One

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

- George Bernard Shaw

Bigger, Larger Dreams

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

- Mark Twain

Opposite means like...

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

- Henry Ford

Curiosity

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.

- Isaac Asimov

Here Comes Nothing!

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

- Elbert Hubbard

Home in OnE!!!

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.

- Henry Aaron

Run!

From sublime to ridiculousness there is only one step.

- Napoleon

Chain Reaction

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains.

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau