It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'- Sam Levenson
Monday, July 31, 2006
Two-Legged Freak!
Once Upon A Time...
Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story.- John Pentland Mahaffy
But Enstein says earlier...
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.- Albert Einstein
Lamp Shade
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.- Muhammad Ali
C'mon! Wake Up...
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.- Muhammad Ali
After 30 years...
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.- Muhammad Ali
Kick-it Mr. Bean!
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.- Rowan Atkinson
Surname
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.- Joey Adams
Scarcity
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.- Albert Einstein
Limitations of Mind
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.- Albert Einstein
Researching...
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.- Wernher Von Braun
Blah!-Blah!-Blah!!!
Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.- Mark Twain
Counting 1, 2, 3, etc...
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.- Albert Einstein
Balikbayan
When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.- Sam Ewing
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