Monday, July 31, 2006

Two-Legged Freak!

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

- Sam Levenson

Once Upon A Time...

Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story.

- John Pentland Mahaffy

At the Court!

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is.

- Roy M. Cohn

But Enstein says earlier...

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

- Albert Einstein

Lamp Shade

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.

- Muhammad Ali

C'mon! Wake Up...

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.

- Muhammad Ali

After 30 years...

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.

- Muhammad Ali

Sooooo Baloney!!!

I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right.

- Muhammad Ali

Kick-it Mr. Bean!

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

- Rowan Atkinson

Surname

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

- Joey Adams

Preeet!!! (whistle)

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

- David Frost

Rockerzzz

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

- George Bernard Shaw

Scarcity

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

Wait Forever

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

- Albert Einstein

Limitations of Mind

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

- Albert Einstein

Researching...

Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

- Wernher Von Braun

Blah!-Blah!-Blah!!!

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

- Mark Twain

Counting 1, 2, 3, etc...

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

- Albert Einstein

Balikbayan

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

- Sam Ewing

Achieving Success

The road to success is always under construction.

- Anonymous Author