Quotes For Lifestyle

Friendship in Oscar Wilde's Words

2008-08-05T09:45:00.002+08:00

" Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success. "

- Oscar Wilde

Friendship from C.S. Lewis

2008-08-05T09:45:00.001+08:00

" Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival. "

- C. S. Lewis

Friendship in Mary Catherwood's Words

2008-08-05T09:43:00.000+08:00

" Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. "

- Mary Catherwood

Foolisher

2006-12-20T11:49:00.000+08:00

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

- Douglas Adams

I don't get this one, can anyone explain?

2006-12-19T16:09:00.000+08:00

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

- Mark Twain

Purpose of Hand

2006-12-15T15:47:00.000+08:00

Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

- Ambrose Bierce

Honesty

2006-12-10T05:10:00.001+08:00

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

- Mark Twain

Secret To Success

2006-12-10T05:08:00.000+08:00

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

- Mark Twain

LifeStyle

2006-12-04T10:06:00.000+08:00

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

- Charlie Chaplin

What a Man!

2006-10-27T07:46:00.000+08:00

I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right.

- Muhammad Ali

Decisions

2006-10-03T20:59:00.000+08:00

There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.

- Pearl S. Buck

Confucious or Confused?

2006-09-13T10:03:00.000+08:00

Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

- George Bernard Shaw

Police Officers

2006-09-13T09:47:00.000+08:00

Do you see this? N-Y-P-D! Means I will knock your punk-ass down!

- Will Smith

PoliTics

2006-09-12T08:38:00.000+08:00

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

- Will Rogers

The Same Life

2006-09-11T08:20:00.000+08:00

I don't think I've mastered anything.I'm still wrestling with the same frustrations, the same issues, the same problems as I always did. That's what life is like.

- Harrison Ford

Nonsense

2006-09-11T06:45:00.001+08:00

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

- Albert Einstein

Everything's Right

2006-08-30T12:03:00.000+08:00

Optimism: The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong.

- Ambrose Bierce

hhhmmm...

2006-08-28T09:40:00.000+08:00

Jealous: Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

- Ambrose Bierce

Google Non-Sense

2006-08-27T21:09:00.000+08:00

If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe it's time to switch doctors.

- Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

Cause and Effect

2006-08-27T21:06:00.000+08:00

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

- P.J. O'Rourke

Yes...

2006-08-26T21:14:00.000+08:00

Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.

- Aristotle

What's the Real Definition Of This...

2006-08-25T12:58:00.000+08:00

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

- Bob Monkhouse

XD

2006-08-23T08:47:00.000+08:00

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

- Salvador Dali

...

2006-08-21T20:51:00.000+08:00

Our solar system consists of one star and some debris.

- Carl Sagan

More Tags!!!

2006-08-20T19:35:00.000+08:00

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

- Rich Cook

Was so Hard...

2006-08-20T16:02:00.000+08:00

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

- Mark Twain

Poli-Tics

2006-08-18T23:31:00.000+08:00

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

- George Bernard Shaw

Burned!

2006-08-17T10:25:00.000+08:00

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself.

- Mark Twain

Games of the Generals

2006-08-16T12:40:00.000+08:00

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

- Winston Churchill

>:)

2006-08-15T21:14:00.000+08:00

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

- Mark Twain

Hatery

2006-08-14T17:12:00.000+08:00

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

- Oscar Wilde

To See is To Believe

2006-08-13T15:16:00.000+08:00

I know three things will never be believed - the true, the probable, and the logical.

- John Steinbeck

As Mostly Says

2006-08-13T14:44:00.000+08:00

It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.

- Mahatma Gandhi

How It Become Golden???

2006-08-12T22:00:00.000+08:00

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

- George Bernard Shaw

At the Corner!!!

2006-08-11T14:19:00.000+08:00

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.

- Aldous Huxley

Lawyers

2006-08-10T15:06:00.000+08:00

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

- Mark Twain

Two is Better Than One

2006-08-09T14:53:00.000+08:00

If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.

- George Bernard Shaw

Bigger, Larger Dreams

2006-08-06T12:34:00.000+08:00

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

- Mark Twain

Opposite means like...

2006-08-04T19:27:00.000+08:00

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

- Henry Ford

Curiosity

2006-08-03T11:37:00.000+08:00

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.

- Isaac Asimov

Here Comes Nothing!

2006-08-02T23:48:00.000+08:00

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

- Elbert Hubbard

Home in OnE!!!

2006-08-02T23:39:00.000+08:00

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.

- Henry Aaron

Run!

2006-08-02T23:36:00.000+08:00

From sublime to ridiculousness there is only one step.

- Napoleon

Chain Reaction

2006-08-02T14:50:00.000+08:00

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains.

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Two-Legged Freak!

2006-07-31T21:59:00.000+08:00

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

- Sam Levenson

Once Upon A Time...

2006-07-31T21:46:00.000+08:00

Never tell a story because it is true: tell it because it is a good story.

- John Pentland Mahaffy

At the Court!

2006-07-31T21:17:00.000+08:00

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is.

- Roy M. Cohn

But Enstein says earlier...

2006-07-31T21:14:00.000+08:00

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

- Albert Einstein

Lamp Shade

2006-07-31T21:10:00.000+08:00

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark.

- Muhammad Ali

C'mon! Wake Up...

2006-07-31T21:06:00.000+08:00

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.

- Muhammad Ali

After 30 years...

2006-07-31T20:56:00.000+08:00

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.

- Muhammad Ali

Sooooo Baloney!!!

2006-07-31T20:37:00.000+08:00

I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right.

- Muhammad Ali

Kick-it Mr. Bean!

2006-07-31T20:32:00.001+08:00

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

- Rowan Atkinson

Surname

2006-07-31T19:14:00.000+08:00

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

- Joey Adams

Preeet!!! (whistle)

2006-07-31T19:12:00.000+08:00

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

- David Frost

Rockerzzz

2006-07-31T19:11:00.000+08:00

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

- George Bernard Shaw

Scarcity

2006-07-31T19:08:00.000+08:00

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

Wait Forever

2006-07-31T19:07:00.000+08:00

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

- Albert Einstein

Limitations of Mind

2006-07-31T19:03:00.000+08:00

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

- Albert Einstein

Researching...

2006-07-31T19:02:00.000+08:00

Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

- Wernher Von Braun

Blah!-Blah!-Blah!!!

2006-07-31T18:59:00.000+08:00

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

- Mark Twain

Counting 1, 2, 3, etc...

2006-07-31T18:58:00.000+08:00

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

- Albert Einstein

Balikbayan

2006-07-31T18:52:00.000+08:00

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

- Sam Ewing

Achieving Success

2006-07-31T18:38:00.000+08:00

The road to success is always under construction.

- Anonymous Author